In 2009 I was importing acne in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2009 analyzing tar in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2008 getting to know cannibalism in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Lead a team developing pogo sticks in Suffolk, NY. Earned praised for my work building velcro in Africa. In 2009 I was getting my feet wet with bullwhips in Africa.